I hate this spoon. It is unlike any other I have ever felt. While most regular store bought wooden spoons are light, relatively flat, and possible to break during a spanking, this one is completely the opposite. It is a large, incredibly thick, rounded, spoon from hell. I'm pretty sure it was designed to stir bubbling cauldrons of evil witch's brew.
Even a light smack delivers a major sting. I think that is at least in part due to the shape. As I mentioned above, the spoon is not flat. It has a rounded bowl (better for scooping up that eye of newt) that concentrates the area of impact to one super painful point.
I've encountered this beast twice now, both times at the hands of Veronica who uses it to expertly seek out my sit spot.
I think this is one implement that may need to mysteriously disappear before I am faced with round three. Better yet, perhaps it will have a fateful encounter with a wood chipper. At least that way if I'm punished for my actions, it can't possibly be with that spoon. Spanking with mulch doesn't have nearly the same impact.