Revenge of the Cat

Oh sure. She may look cute and innocent, but don't let that furry little face fool you. What you see before you is a sneaky cat with an anti-spank agenda.

As you may have read from some of my previous blog entries, my cat Peanut is not a fan of spanking. She gets very agitated and cries plaintively when my boyfriend spanks me. We've tried using quieter implements and playing only behind closed doors, but she always knows what we're up to and guilts us with her distressed meows.

Despite her best attempts, my boyfriend and I haven't given up spanking. Last night I was working on my laptop while seated on the living room couch when my boyfriend decided it was time for a little forced separation from the computer. He picked me up and carted me off to the bedroom swatting my bottom the whole way. We played for a bit as he tested out his new leather paddle before switching back to his heavy hand. Whenever we heard Peanut yeowl, we'd stop for a moment or two and tell her it was all ok, but then continued playing.

Once we had finished, I went back into the living room to find Peanut sitting on the couch next to my laptop. She had managed to open 37 Internet Explorer pages, turn the caps lock on, and my Yahoo instant messenger was displaying a pop up window asking if I was sure I wanted to delete David Pierson from my friends list. I closed all of the browser windows, declined to delete David, and checked to see what else Peanut might have done, but it wasn't until this morning that I found out the rest of her plan of attack.

Apparently, with the caps lock on, she managed to send inappropriate messages to nearly everyone on my friends list. Even people I hadn't spoken to in many months popped up on me this morning asking about the offline messages they'd received. Apparently around 9:15 last night, while I was in another room getting my bottom warmed, "MMMMMMMMMMMMM" was paw typed to several of my YIM friends. It was a little difficult to explain that my cat was the one that was IMing them and not me at that time.

Now I've caught Peanut laying on my computer before sucking up all of the heat it kicks out, but this was no accident I tell you! This is a cat with a plan! Sending suggestive messages to my friends and trying to delete David Pierson? Sneaky. Very sneaky.

I better remember to close my laptop before getting spanked next time or else Peanut will probably start placing outrageous bids on eBay and uploading her own Peanut's Previews video clips.