I was not in the best of moods the other day. Stressed, snippy, the whole nine yards. Suddenly, the spoon I was about to use to make scrambled eggs was being used to smacking my butt instead. My boyfriend had decided it was time to spank the crank out of me.
But in the battle of Pixie vs. The Spoon, no contest. I won. The spoon ended up with a nice big crack in it. I suggested he not try to use any other cooking utensils lest my bottom break the entire collection. ;-)
Unfortunately after giving me a few swats with his hand, he remembered the two new paddles Poppa sent to us were out on the table and grabbed one to finish the job the spoon had started.
Score one for the paddle.
Lesson learned, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Or at least check your 'tude at the door.
16 comments:
Yea, I wonder how many spankings between adult players in a relationship originate from a cranky attitude? My guess is that such attitudes would place in the top five reasons of "Why I got spanked today."
Pixie, your bottom would also make a good contestant in a Shadow Lane competition of whose rear could break the most paddles. I am glad we didn't make a wager on that proposition. You would win, panties down.
Brad D.
Egad, a wooden spoon SPLIT on your bottom? You get the honorary "Erica Scott" award for having a bionic bottom.
Don't know why you were cranky to begin with, but hope it helped to have it spanked out of you. (HUGS)
(Re: the e-mail I’ve just sent you)
If I ever get my hands on the !!??**?!! who has just been using my credit card number, I want the *big* unbreakable paddle.
Or better still, if I ever find out who it was, I’m sending them your way. I want Chelsea and Veronica to do the honours – no, make that both Veronicas – and how about a left-handed top as well, so the b****r can get spanked in stereo.
As you might have guessed, I’m not very happy at the moment, but your blog always has something to cheer me up.
(laughing) Been there, done that!
You know, it seems to me that a girl can be cranky in her own damn kitchen if she wants to be! (feeling high dudgeon on your behalf) :-) -- Erica
Pixie,
From the looks of your bottom, it looks like the paddle scored a definite TKO. But why are you so cranky? You have a great job, you're well-respected in the spanking community and you have a loving boyfriend that administers regular spankings. So what is with the attitude?
Bottoms Up,
Steve
Brad - Attitude is definitely a classic reason for a spanking! With all the bad attitude exhibited by the general public on a daily basis, I think a whole lot of people could use a good spanking.
007 - They just don't make spoons the way they used to, eh?
Steve (UK) - Sorry to hear about your CC problems. I hope everything gets sorted out quickly.
Erica - Spoons probably know better than to challenge your amazing buns of steel!
Steve - Yes, I have lots of wonderful things in my life that I'm very thankful for and happy about, but still, there are of course always things that occur that are upsetting. Though I share a lot here, the actual underlying stressor in this case is something far too personal to divulge. My way of making lemonade out of the lemons handed to me in this case was to make this fun little post. I hope you enjoyed it. :)
I'm sure breaking spoons and other implements is nothing new to you. Yawn! Been there, done that! How does your bf react to it though? Does he find it shocking or even amusing? Hope this tiny victory over the wimpy spoon made you smile, even for a minute! :)
2Good
pixie all i can say iam sure you felt better getting that spankings afterward and probably mad at yaself for ya behavior if u had not been cranky you never would had gotten spanked like that.
if implemnt breaking you must have buns of steel or build up ya butt muscle. hint next time hide all the spoons frying pan and cutting board in the kitchen so no repeat lol.
mike
Pixie--
Just think of all the fun you can now have by going shopping for new kitchen implements.
And who knows, maybe the boyfriend will want to "test drive" a few there in the store....
:-)
Dr. Ken
Attitude does having everything to do with it and not always a bad one. I attacked my sweetie yesterday afternoon...feeling frisky and got spanked to get his mind off work and on what I wanted. Tehe!
My reward was the spanking and what followed and a pleasant little time off from work. Hey, we're the bosses, after all. I promise...we went right back to work after. ;-)
Chelsea
Pixie thank you for sharing your Kitchen spanking with us:)
your just too cute:)
you teach that wicked spoon!!!
xx
Michelle
2Good - Hahaha. Yes, my bottom has been known to break a few different implements. My special form of karate. :) My bf's reaction was one of surprise and he was afraid the cracked spoon was evidence that he'd really hurt me. I quickly allayed that fear by laughing and doing my little victory dance.
mike - All my hiking and time spent on Jacob's Ladder at the gym have paid off in creating some spoon splitting buns. ;-) A frying pan though ... yipes. Those will definitely need to be hidden if ever they are even considered to be an implement!
Dr. Ken - The housewares dept can be a dangerous place ... embarrassing too with all the security cameras stores have in place these days.
Chelsea - What a brilliant plan of "attack"! It sure pays to be the boss sometimes, eh? :)
Michelle - Tee hee. Spoons will soon learn to quake in fear of my wrath.
lol about frying pans comment that was my whole point i heard of spanking being done by frying pan even the one which been heated and cool down some. so i knew it been know as implement! for spankings.
Mike
Cranky attitudes certainly need adjusting - but there must be some other way than by damaging the household implements. Actually I have a whole range of wooden spoons - but they are only used for cooking! One big one would, however, approximate to a fairly hefty paddle...:-)
As to frying pans - I have never heard of them being used to assault bottoms - only heads! Surely far troo unwieldy to be an efective spanking implement!
Glad to see your present being used for the purpose it was intended.
I am curious as to how you feel about the light weight paddles as opposed to your heavier ones though!
Oh, my!
I'd say, your buns are ready!
(Nice and pink! Warmed, to a rosy hue!)
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(I like the Heat in your kitchen.)
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Just loving your adventures in Homemaking!
Take care, Amber.
See you, later!
xx,Will. (exit...stage left!)
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